Peach moscoto
When you are already drunk and you go back for another drink
PLEASE BOOST THIS!!!
These women should not be forced to perform for a man they don’t like….LET THE PRODUCERS KNOW
I love how they use background music in animal documentaries to signify danger.
It’s like damn, I thought this caterpillar was chillin but clearly something bout to happen that neither I nor the caterpillar know about.
oh my god i’m fucking sick of this generation’s mentality that your sadness is beautiful and somebody will fix you and all this fucking john green shit nobody will find you in a bookstore reading bukowski and want to lie with you and nobody will kiss your scars and you will not be like effie and freddie you’ve got to be your own fucking hero and surround yourself with positivity
me: where’s the toilet?
New Yorker: take a left up over at 6th and catch the bus between 12th and 32nd. there you’ll see a hotdog cart at the corner of 53rd…you gotta go on straight past to 47th. between 8th and 34th there’s a little place, ask for Mikey, tell him I sent you an he’ll let you in aight
me: thanks. I’ll just piss in the street
raspberrysorbetvodka